Everyone needs a transparent pug jumping around their blog


do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot




ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker


in first grade we had to write down our favorite ice cream flavor and the whole class put cookie dough so i put cookie dough bc peer pressure and then we were asked to color in an ice cream scoop with our favorite flavor and i had no clue what cookie dough was so i colored it blue and the class made fun of me and then some kid ate a napkin


Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”