i-cant-beliieve-i:

Everyone needs a transparent pug jumping around their blog

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

breakfastburritoe:

in first grade we had to write down our favorite ice cream flavor and the whole class put cookie dough so i put cookie dough bc peer pressure and then we were asked to color in an ice cream scoop with our favorite flavor and i had no clue what cookie dough was so i colored it blue and the class made fun of me and then some kid ate a napkin

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”